when you’re wearing an outfit that makes your boobs look good
go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait
How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101
I don’t care what anyone else says
This is the most adorable picture of all the pictures to ever be adorable!!!!!
yes i would like to sign up for AP napping
keep your friends close and your laptop charger closer